Adam Straubinger
Adam came to The Mayhaws in a circumspect manner: after achieving local, then state recognition for his athletic prowess on the frisbee field, he was recruited for the National Ultimate Frisbee Olympic team. Lewd and lascivious behavior forced his resignation. Adam then picked up the violin, attending music classes at FSU. His continued licentious behavior in the classroom dictated Adam’s departure from academia. He then auditioned for various ensembles within a three-state radius, but his lewd past came to haunt him and he was denied access to these venerable institutions.
Fate intervened when Adam responded to an ad posted in the local pizza parlor by The Mayhaws, an equal opportunity organization. Not caring about a man's/woman's licentious past, only their musical sensibilities, The Mayhaws embraced Adam and have given purchase to his questionable tendencies.